Ukufuna kwam Okubuhlungu Ukufumana iMuvi yeKrisimesi eQhelekileyo eyakhe yenziwa

Esi sithuba sinezinto ezonakalisa iifilimu ezininzi zeKrisimesi ezimbi.

Ke kumzamo wokufumana elona qela libi kakhulu, ndichithe usuku lonke, ekuvukeni ndilele, ndizama ukufumana eyona bhanyabhanya yomnyhadala imnandi kakhulu. Ke unokwabelana nosizi lwam, ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndibandakanye kuphela iimuvi ezikhoyo kwiinkonzo eziphambili ze-US. Yeyiphi, ngelishwa, ethetha izinto ezinje ngeenkwenkwezi zeHulk Hogan USanta kunye neMisipha kunye nefilimu yamaKrisimesi yamaKristu warhuqa uMike Huckabee kwityala lokuthatha amanyathelo eklasini, ayifakwanga.

Ngaphandle kokuba kuchazwe ngenye indlela, ndizifumene ezi bhanyabhanya ngokuskrola kwiimenyu kwaye ucofe izinto ezibonakala zibi.

Kukho iwebhusayithi ebizwa IFlickMetrix Esebenzisa izinto ezahlukeneyo ukubeka kwinqanaba iimovie ezikhoyo kwiinkonzo zokusasaza. Ndiqale usuku lwam ngo-6: 15 ekuseni ngokulisebenzisa ukufumana ibhayisikobho enexabiso eliphantsi ngegama elithi iKrisimesi kwisihloko. Ukugcina iKrisimesi kaKirk Cameron ubambe elo wonga.

Umboniso bhanyabhanya uvula ngoCameron — ehleli phambi komlilo kwaye ephunga kwinto ebonakala ngathi ayinanto imagi — ehambisa umntu omkhumbula ngendlela ayithanda ngayo iKrisimesi. Iicarols, iicookies, izipho, njl. Kodwa, uthi, kukho abantu abayithiyileyo iKrismesi kangangokuba bafuna ukuyimisa. Kwaye abo bantu baxelela abathandi beKrisimesi abanjengaye ukuba bayenze phantsi, musa ukucula kakhulu, uthatha izinto zakho zabucala kwaye uzigcine endlwini yakho.

Baza kwenza ntoni ngokulandelayo? Uyabuza, sixelele itshokholethi eshushu ayilunganga kuthi, ukuba iiDruid ziyile? Eyona nto ibivakala iyinto engaqhelekanga ukuba ikhethwe yodwa, kuba andinakucinga ukuba kukho umntu omnye emhlabeni onokuphikisa ukuba itshokholethi eshushu ilungile kuwe.

Imovie itshintshela kwiqela leKrisimesi, apho usibali womlingiswa kaKirk Cameron efihle ngaphandle emotweni yakhe kuba uyayicaphukela iKrisimesi. UCameron uyamjoyina kwinqanaba lokungenelela.

Ngokunikwa ukuvulwa kwe-movie, bendicinga ukuba umlamu uza kuba ngumntu ongakholelwa kubukho bukaThixo, kwaye yonke imovie iya kugxila kuCameron. Kodwa, ngokungaqhelekanga, usibali sele eneneni ungumKristu ophum 'izandla, kwaye isizathu sokuba ayicaphukele iKrisimesi kungokuba ucinga ukuba kukuzingca. Ngaba ayizukusebenzisa le mali ukuba ichithwe ngcono kumahlwempu? Ubuza. Uyaqonda ukuba bangaphi abalambileyo esinokubondla ngale nto? Okanye mangaphi amaqula esinokuwamba eAfrika? Oku akunakuba yile nto uThixo ayifunayo kwimibhiyozo yakhe.

Ke ndicinge ukuba esi simo sengqondo siya kwazisa yonke imovie: Iya kuvavanya ukuthanda izinto eziphathekayo ezithathiweyo ngeKrisimesi, kwaye zixelele umbukeli ukuba endaweni yoko bagxile ekwenzeni okuhle emhlabeni, njengoko uThixo ebeya kufuna. Kodwa hayi. Imiboniso bhanyabhanya eseleyo iluthotho lweemonologues apho uCameron ethethelela ukugqitha kwexesha lokonwaba ngokuchaza umlamu ukuba zonke izinto zeKrisimesi zintle kakhulu, ngokwenene. Oku kubandakanya ithiyori yokuba imithi yeKrisimesi inesiseko sebhayibhile kuba kwakukho imithi eGadini yase-Eden, kwaye umnqamlezo uYesu awabethelelwa kuwo wawenziwe ngomthi. UCameron ukwacacisa ukuba kulungile ukuba siyibhiyozele iKrisimesi nge-25 kaDisemba kuba yavela kwimibhiyozo yamahedeni ebusika, kuba ngexesha lokugqibela ndijongile, yayinguThixo owenza ubusika, xa wabeka iiplanethi kwindlela yabo ejikeleze ilanga. '

Ngexesha uCameron ecacisa ukuba izipho zeKrisimesi, xa zibekwe phantsi komthi, zifana nesibhakabhaka seJerusalem eNtsha, bendicinga ukuba akunakwenzeka ukuba imovie ibe mbi kakhulu okanye idinise. Emva koko yasungulwa kwindawo yayo yokugqibela: indawo yeKrisimesi ye-hip-hop / ye-breakdancing, apho uKirk Cameron enza khona umbungu.

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Ukusukela ukukhutshwa kwayo ngo-1994, Konke endikufunayo ngeKrisimesi Nguwe nguMariah Carey kwitshathi yonke iKrismesi . Kwaye yenye yee-singles ezili-13 kuphela ezithengise ngaphezulu kwe-15 yezigidi zeekopi ezibonakalayo. Urekhode le ngoma njengenguKonke endikufunayo ngeKrisimesi nguWe (Extra Festive) ngo-2010, waphinda wathi Yonke into endiyifunayo ngeKrisimesi nguwe (SuperFestive!) Kunyaka olandelayo noJustin Bieber. Zininzi iindlela zokuxubusha ezisemthethweni, kwaye ikhe yagutyungelwa amaxesha angenakubalwa ngumntu wonke ukusuka kwiFifth Harmony ukuya kwiMy Chemical Romance. Ingoma isetyenzisiwe kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya nakwimiboniso bhanyabhanya, kunye nokusebenza kwakhe ivuliwe Iqela leCarpool in 2016 ufumene phantse 40 million izimvo kwi YouTube. Kwi-2015, uMariah wayilungisa ingoma kwincwadi yabantwana, eyathengisa ngaphezulu Iikopi ezingama-750,000 . Ukusebenza kwengoma okungakholekiyo kubonile uMariah ebizwa ngokuba nguKumkanikazi weKrisimesi (isihloko uyala ) kunye nayo iyaqhubeka ukubakuhlalutywakwayeisakhiwa ngokutsha unanamhla.

Oko kukuthi, ubungacinga ukuba uMariah uyakwenziwa ukuzama ukucudisa imali kuyo yonke into endiyifunayo ngeKrisimesi Ngaba-ingoma emelwe kukugula kakhulu kukuva nokucula.

Kodwa oku akunjalo. Kunyaka ophelileyo, uMariah wavelisa kwaye wenza inkwenkwezi kwi Yonke into endiyifunayo ukwenzela ikhisimusi nguwe , upopayi oopopayi wengoma.

Ifilimu-ebonisa uMariah oselula njengo-I titular I, kunye nenja ekhohlakeleyo ebizwa ngokuba nguJack njengawe-uziva wonqena kuwo onke amanqanaba, ukusuka ekubambeni ukuya kwimifanekiso. Akukubi kakubi. Nditsalele umnxeba ngaphakathi. Oko akumangalisi, kuba umfazi ohluphekileyo uchithe phantse ikota yenkulungwane le ngoma kunye nezinto ezinxulumene nayo.

Ndiyathemba ukuba ndenzele uMariah ishumi leepeni ngokutyeba ngokusasaza imovie, kwaye akazukuyiguqula ibe ngumboniso weBroadway okanye umgca wempahla yeQVC okanye into kunyaka olandelayo.

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Indawo yokuhlala ngeeholide Ibalisa ibali losapho lwamaKristu olungenakhaya ngenxa yeKrisimesi. Emva kokujongana nenqwaba yemicimbi efana nokujikwa kwesitampu sokutya kunye nokufudukela kwidolophu yeentente, babeka ukholo lwabo kuThixo kwaye yonke into iyakulunga. Yinto kakhulu nantoni. Ukuba ukhe wayibona imuvi yamaKrestu, ndiqinisekile ukuba unokuba nomfanekiso-ngqondweni wokuba ingaba iifilimu zikhangeleka njani na, ukusuka kumfanekiso-ngqondweni wakhe okhohlakeleyo okhohlakeleyo ukuya kwi-beige McMansion eyadutyulwa kuyo. I-1/10 eqinileyo.

Kwifilimu & apos; iikhredithi zokuvula ezinesitayile (eziboniswe ngasentla), thina & apos; siyaziswa ukuba ifilimu isekwe kwibali eliyinyani. Ndifuna ukwazi, ndaye ndahamba ndaza ndafumana iposti yebhlog ngumlawuli wefilimu, uGeorge A. Johnson.

Ngokwebhlog yakhe, yena nosapho (oluquka abantwana abane abancinci) bazifumana bekwimeko efanayo nabalinganiswa abakwifilimu: abangaphangeliyo, baqhekeza, bajongana nokukhutshwa, kwaye balala bejikeleza igumbi labo lokuhlala ngenxa yokuba amandla ebephelile. .

EMVA koko, endaweni yokufumana umsebenzi oshishino oluncinci njengomvuzo wefilimu yakhe, uJohnson wabhala ifilimu malunga nemeko yakhe. Ngokukodwa, le filimu.

Kwiposti yebhlog, ubhala ngendlela awasabela ngayo emfazini wakhe ecebisa ukuba bazibonele ngokwabo imali-bhanyabhanya: Ndihlekisile ngombono. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, sasisandul 'ukufumana amandla ethu abuyiselwe, kwaye sijamelene noloyiko lokuthinjwa. Sasingenamali, singenamali. Siza kuzixhasa njani ngemali kwi-movie eyi-1 yezigidi? Zeziphi, ewe, inkxalabo esebenzayo!

Kodwa ke, ubhala, ndeva uThixo esebezela umoya wam… Ndandiqinisekile ukuba undixelela ukuba ndenze ifilimu- ngaphandle kwabatyali mali. Mka.

Uqhubeka ebhala ukuba wakwazi ukwenza imovie ngokuthengisa izinto zakhe ezixabisekileyo kunye nenkosikazi yakhe kunye neempahla zomhlala-phantsi (!!!) kunye nokusebenza kunye nabadlali abangakhange bahlawulwe. Iposti yebhlog ayichazi ukuba uyibuyisile imali kutyalo mali.

Ndiyathemba ukuba ndenze lo mfo kunye nosapho bakhe ukuba batyebe ngeepeni ngokusasaza imovie, kwaye akasayi kubhenela ekuthengiseni amalungu abantwana bakhe okanye enye into yokuxhasa okulandelayo.

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Kumdlalo weqonga ophumelele ibhaso kwi-Academy Award uBen Affleck, ophumelele iGolden Globe uJames Gandolfini, ophumelele u-Emmy uChristina Applegate, kunye no-Catherine O'Hara (othe ngandlel 'ithile akaphumelela naliphi na amabhaso amakhulu, kodwa uligugu ngokwenene), le movie , kakhulu, kubi kakhulu. Kodwa, ngelishwa, kwimizuzu engama-40 ndibukele, ayizange ifike kwinqanaba elibi ngokwaneleyo ukuba linomdla. Ndaqhubeka.

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Apho i # $ &% Ngaba yiSanta sisiqendu sobude bexesha le- UJackass Umboniso wespinoff Phila ixesha elide bam .

Ivula eCastle Bam, kunye no-Bam Margera, badutyulwa ngelensi ye-fisheye, echaza ukuba uyalele ikhephu kwiiPoconos aza kuzisebenzisa ukuvusa umntu ogama linguShitbird, olele kwigumbi lakhe lokuhlala.

Ndiza kulahla lonke eli khephu kuShitbird, uxelela umfazi wakhe ngaphambi kokujonga kwikhamera esithi Le eyoyikisayo indlela yokuvuka.

Njengokuba uBam nabahlobo bakhe belahla umgubo nekhephu kwi-Shitbird, uvuka ekhala, Uphi na la ikhephu ulifumene khona !?

Ndiyalele ikhephu kwiiPoconos! Uyakhwaza uBam ephendula.

Yiyo yonke into oyifunayo ngokwenene malunga nale nto ekhethekileyo. Eminye yayo yumahluko nje kule ndawo. Kuphela endaweni yokuba ikhephu liphoswe, yinyama ye-reindeer, okanye i-nas, okanye ikhephu elahlukileyo.

Kunyaka ophelileyo, eVICELAND yenza umboniso malunga noBam, ukuphonononga utywala, ukusebenzisa iziyobisi, kunye nemicimbi yempilo yomzimba neyengqondo eyayiqhubeka emva kobomi bakhe ekuphakameni kodumo lwakhe. Indlu ka-Bam kunye ne-apos, ngelo xesha, kanye kuloo minyaka imnyama kakhulu, yayidandathekisa kakhulu, utshilo uBrandon Novak ngaxeshanye kulo mboniso. 'Kuba uyayibona le nto inkulu, isasazekile emaphandleni, emva koko ungena endlwini kwaye ubona nje, iintlungu ezininzi, ngathi, abantu abazama ukuhamba ngendlela yabo ngexesha elimnyama ngokwenene. Kwaye kukho amandla kwinani ukuze abantu abaninzi babenjalo, kokukhona sonke songeza iziyobisi notywala kwiresiphi kwaye ekuphela kwexesha ebelifana nalo, inqaku elifana neli, Oh ikaka , kuxa siphelelwe yicocaine. Ingummangaliso omkhulu.

Ngolo lwazi engqondweni, olu lukhethekileyo-apho uBam kunye nabahlobo bakhe bezenzakalisa kwaye bezihlazisa ngokwabo ngenxa yolonwabo lwabaphulaphuli-kwakunzima kakhulu ukubukela.

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Ukuba awuqhelani neVeggieTales, luthotho lwabantwana ophilayo apho ukuthetha iziqhamo kunye nemifuno kusetyenziswa amabali eBhayibhile ukufundisa izifundo zobomi. Bubomi obunentsingiselo kukudlala kwabo BuBomi obumangalisayo , kwaye ubalisa ibali lekhukhamba elifunda ukungarhaleli izinto ezingcono kuba uThixo unecebo lomntu wonke.

Kwakunjalo ngendlela eyoyikisayo njengoko ucinga ukuba yayifundile inkcazo.

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Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya ubonakala ngathi wenziwe njengesithuthi ukubonisa iitalente zamadoda amabini abizwa ngokuba nguDarren Dowler kunye noBertie Higgins, ababhalayo, bavelisa, balathisa, kwaye banenkwenkwezi kwifilimu. Banegalelo nakwisandi.

Ibalisa ibali likaCharlie, umntwana ohamba esuka eShanghai esiya eHollywood ngeKrisimesi (siyazi ukuba yiHollywood kuba kukho umfanekiso ophawulayo womqondiso waseHollywood onombhalo okwiskrini othi Hollywood, California). UCharlie uya kwi-adventure kunye nomalume wakhe (edlalwa nguHiggins, othi ngesizathu esithile abe nesitayile kunye nendlela yokuziphatha kwepirate yakudala) kunye ne-elf (edlalwa nguDowler, obonakala ngathi uya kubo bonke abalinganiswa bakaJim Carrey ngaxeshanye, kodwa iBritane ').

Andiqinisekanga ukuba ndibekelwe ngaphandle okanye ukuba iyelenqe alivakali, kodwa lalinento yokwenza nomntwana ekubuyiseleni umoya weKrisimesi kubantu abathathu, emva koko ndibhabha ndisiya eNorth Pole ngenqanawa ye-pirate yaseChristmassy Bona uSanta — andizange ndikuqonde ngokupheleleyo okwakusenzeka.

Ifilimu yaziva izivelisile. Mhlawumbi eyona nto iveliswe ndim ndakhe ndayibona. Ngokukodwa iifoto ezibonisa ukuhonjiswa kweKrisimesi, ekubonakala ngathi kufezekisiwe iifoto zesitokhwe ezihombisayo zokuhombisa ngaphezulu kweenyawo zazo . Yonke into yaziva ingabizi kakhulu kwaye ikhawulezile kwaye ingenantsingiselo, ukuyibukela, ndicinga ukuba iya kuba ne-ajenda. Ukuba isimilo sebali sasiza kundithengisa ngobuKrestu okanye iScientology okanye iHerbalife okanye enye into. Kodwa ngokokwazi kwam, ibingenayo. Kubonakala ngathi ikho nje ukukhuthaza ukubamba / ukuvelisa / ukubhala / umculo / ukuhambisa iitalente kwaba bafana babini baphambili.

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Ndavula le bhanyabhanya yeHallmark kuba inkcazo-Emva kokuba isileyi sakhe sidutyulwe sasihamba ngenqwelomoya esibhakabhakeni somkhosi, uSanta osemhlabeni ufuna ukubuzwa imibuzo ngabameli boKhuseleko lwaseKhaya abanesithukuthezi. Kodwa kwavela ukuba mbi ngokungummangaliso ngendlela edinayo uninzi lweeMidlalo zeKrisimesi zeHallmark. Ndayicima emva kwemizuzu elishumi.

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UCarol waseMelika Ukubaliswa kwakhona kwe IKarimesi yeKarimesi ibhaliwe yayalelwa ngumfana obhalileyo nokhokelwa Inkqubo ye- Uze umpu . Yabhalwa ngokudibeneyo ngumnikeli weBreitbart.

Ngaphandle kokuba nelayini efanayo Ikrisimesi Molo l, ifilimu ayinayo nayiphi na imbekiselo kwiKrisimesi, kodwa ingqondo yam yayothukile yile ndawo ngemini endingakhange ndiyiqonde de iphele imovie. I & apos; ndisayibandakanya kolu luhlu kuba ingcinga yokuyibukela kungekho nto indenze ndaziva iimpawu zentlungu ngokwasemzimbeni.

Ngenxa ye-ajenda ecacileyo yolondolozo lwe-movie, ndicinga ukuba andinguye abaphulaphuli bayo. Ke ndiza kudwelisa ngokungachanekanga ezinye zezinto ezenzekayo kwaye makhe uthathe isigqibo kumgangatho:

• Umnqolobi e-Afghanistan uzama ukubiza omnye wabanqolobi ngokukhwaza igama lakhe, u-Mohammed. Emva kwabantu abamalunga nama-20 baphuma ngasemva kwamatye bathi ewe ?, omnye umgrogrisi umxelela ukuba asebenzise igama lokugqibela. Ukhwaza uHussein kwaye kwa abantu abayi-20 baphuma bathi ewe?
• UParis Hilton noSimon Rex (badlala ngokwabo) baveza into ebizwa ngokuba yiLeni Riefenstahl Award kumdlali ophambili wefilimu, olilungu likaMichael Moore.
• Ukwenza inqaku lokuba uMichael Moore oyinyani uyisidenge ngokuchasene nemfazwe, umoya kaGeneral Patton (odlalwa nguKelsey Grammer) ubonakalisa inkohliso uMichael Moore ukuba beliya kuba njani ilizwe ukuba uAbraham Lincoln wayengazange alwe Imfazwe Yamakhaya. Ngeli xesha, uDavid Alan Grier kunye noGary Coleman badlala amakhoboka. Umlinganiswa kaGrier wazazisa ngokuthi, ndinguRastus.
• UKevin Sorbo weza.
• Ngexesha lomculo obekwe kwikholeji yobugcisa benkululeko, iqela labaprofesa licula ingoma ngala mazwi: Akukho nto itshintshileyo / Sisacinga ngendlela efanayo / Kwaye ukuba ucinga ngale ndlela senza ngayo siza kukunika i-A / Kwaye ufumana ikhredithi eyongezelelweyo ukuba ulihlwempu, umnyama, okanye ulitabane / Qiniseka ukuba awuthandazi.
• IiCamle zeCamille Grammer.
• UBill O'Reilly (odlala ngokwakhe) udliwano-ndlebe nomfazi ogqoke njengoRosie O'Donnell malunga ne-documentary yakhe entsha yobunqolobi bobuKristu. Sibona iziqwengana apho abanqolobi abangamaKristu baqhushumbisa iibhasi neenqwelo moya - isiqhulo esibonakala sixhomekeke kwinto yokuba ubugrogrisi bobuKrestu. ayikho .
• Amagqwetha e-ACLU aboniswa njengee-zombies zokoqobo, egxile kwinjongo enye ekuthinteleni ukuxhonywa ngokobuhlanga nokwahlula icawa kurhulumente. UDennis Hopper, edlala ijaji, uphosa iizombi ezininzi. Xa umlingiswa kaMichael Moore ephikisa abantu abadutyulwayo, uKelsey Grammer uthi, Abangobantu, zii-ACLU.
• UJon Voight weza njengoGeorge Washington. Ngokwicandelo le-IMDb trivia kule bhanyabhanya, uVoight ubhale uninzi lwemigca yakhe.
• Ukuphinda wenze inqaku lokuba imfazwe ilungile, uTrace Adkins, odlala iNgelosi yokufa, uthatha umlingiswa kaMichael Moore ukubona ukuba iHollywood iza kujongeka kanjani ngaphandle kwemfazwe. Umqondiso waseHollywood uthathelwe indawo ngophawu olufundwayo u-Allahu Akbar kunye noVictoria's Secret ngoku ubizwa ngokuba yiVictoria's Burka.
• UJames Woods weza.
• Landa uAdkins, ngoku udlala ngokwakhe, ucula ingoma engeyiyo yamahlaya kunye namazwi: Eli lelona lizwe likhulu kwihlabathi liphela / Amahashe akhawulezayo, awona mantombazana mahle / Sinomkhosi wamajoni oMkhosi woMkhosi, woMkhosi woLwandle kunye nowaseLwandle / Owona mkhosi mhle owakha wabonwa lihlabathi / Siwuhlobo lwabantu zenze izinto / Ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo ngayo, sisengoyena mntu wokuqala.
• Ifilimu ixelwe Ixabisa i-20, 000 yeedola ukwenza, kunye ne-7,022,183 yeedola.

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Ukoyiswa bubungakanani beemovie zeKrisimesi ezijongeka zintle ezikhoyo (ngakumbi kwiAmazon Prime), ndaya kumbhali uAlonso Duralde, obhale le ncwadi Yiba neFilimu encinci yeKrisimesi , ukubona ukuba unayo nayiphi na ingcebiso kum. Ucebisile I-Nutcracker kwi-3D , C Me Umdaniso , Iiveki ezintandathu, iKrisimesi ephantse ukuba ayikho, kholwa, kwaye Ukugcina iKrisimesi kaKirk Cameron , eyokugqibela sele ndiyibukele.

Phantse zonke iingcebiso zakhe zazingafumaneki ukuba zisasazwe ngokusemthethweni. Njengoko ndingazami ukuziqhekeza eqongeni lilikhulu njenge-MediaMente, ndithathe isigqibo sokutsiba (okulihlazo, kuba I-Nutcracker kwi-3D ibonakala ngathi iyabaliswa kwakhona INutcracker , kodwa njenge isityholo samaNazi ).

Eyokuqala kwezi zazikho IKrismesi Ephantse yayingekho , ebalisa ibali lomnini-ndlu okhohlakeleyo ozama ukugxotha uSanta ngeKrisimesi. Mhlawumbi ubuchopho bam babuqhekeziwe yiyo yonke iitrust turds I & apos; d esele ndiyifakile, kodwa ndazifumanisa ndingonwabanga ngefilimu. Malunga nemizuzu engama-20, ndinentliziyo ebindayo, ndayicima ukuze ndizame ukuzingcungcuthekisa ngento engathandekiyo.

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Yiba sithandwa ngokuqinisekileyo uyizalisile loo ndima.

Andithethi oku njengokuhlaselwa kokholo lobuKristu, kodwa njengenkolo, kakhulu, kubi kakhulu ekwenzeni iimuvi. Ngelixa ndingakhange ndiyiqonde de kube yimizuzu engama-20, Kholwa Kwakuyi-movie yam yesithathu yamaKristu yosuku. Ngeeyure ezimbini, yayiyeyona inde kakhulu. Kwaye kwafuneka ukuba. Kuninzi okwenzekayo kule movie!

Eli yelenqe, ngokufutshane: UMateyu ngumnini mveliso, ngenxa yohlobo oluthile lokumiselwa kutatomkhulu wakhe ongasekhoyo, ubeka ukhuphiswano lweKrisimesi minyaka le kwidolophu yakhe encinci. Ngenxa yeengxaki zemali, unexhala lokuba akazokwazi ukubeka ukhuphiswano lweKrisimesi kwakuloo nyaka, kwaye ukwenye impikiswano yabasebenzi nabasebenzi bakhe, abagwayimbayo kuba efuna bathathe umrholo. Emva kwentlanganiso yabahlali ephathelene nokhuphiswano lweKrisimesi, utsityiwe liqela lemigulukudu elambetha lamtshisa nemoto yakhe (akucaci nokuba bacatshukiswa yimpikiswano yemivuzo okanye ukurhoxiswa kukhuphiswano lweKrisimesi). Uthathwe ngumama onyana onentliziyo entle nonyana omncancisayo wabuyela empilweni. Unyana, ngokungaqondakaliyo, yiNgelosi uGabriyeli, kwaye ugijime ejikeleze i-Angel Gabriel ecaphula ngelixa egqoke i-tinfoil halo. Ngenxa yesiganeko sezulu esigqithisileyo, uMateyu kufuneka abaleke ngokuchasene nexesha ukubonelela ngeengubo kunye nendawo yokuhlala kubo bonke abo bangenamakhaya. Ubahambisa kumzi-mveliso wakhe kodwa, ngenxa yemithetho yocando lomhlaba, uxelelwe ukuba abanakuhlala. Ukubulala iintaka ezimbini ngelitye elinye, endaweni yabasebenzi bemanyano yakhe ufaka abantu abangenamakhaya, abasebenza koomatshini, abangahlawulwa, ukuze bakwazi ukulala kumzi-mveliso (oko kuthetha ukuba kuyonwabisa kunokuba koyikise, mna cinga?). Kukho nolunye uhlobo lobugqwetha bokwenza ingxelo olubandakanya intloko yomanyano, iqela lezinto malunga nokholo kuThixo, kunye nomlilo ophantse ubulale abanye babantu abangenamakhaya abahlala kumzi-mveliso. Umboniso bhanyabhanya uphela ngomboniso weKrisimesi.

Yimbonakalo bhanyabhanya emnandi kakhulu. Inkqubo ye- I-Atlas yamafu Ubuthutha bobuKrisimesi obuveliswe kakubi.

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Le, ngokwenene, yenye yezona zinto zincinci zokuzonwabisa endakha ndazidla.

Yindumasi ekhethekileyo eneenkwenkwezi uMnu Bill noBawo Guido Sarducci, babini SNL abalinganiswa endandingabazi ngaphambili ukuba babekhona. Oku kungaqhelekanga, kudibene nenyaniso yokuba uninzi lweziganeko zibonakala ngathi ziyaziphanga izinto zembali sele zilibalekile, isenokuba sesona sizathu sokuba ndingazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni. Andikwazi nokukunika inkcazo engacacanga malunga nokuba yayingantoni.

Ndiyazi ukuba ayizukumangaliswa into enkulu ukuva loo nto SNL , umboniso odutyulwa bukhoma ukuze ube njengesihloko njengoko kunokwenzeka, awukakhuli kakuhle. Kodwa ngokungafaniyo Ihlabathi likaWayne okanye Ngu Pat okanye enye SNL spinoffs, I was not even able to find where the joke were that were expired. Ndiyichithile yonke loo nto ndixakiwe. Kwakunjengokubukela imovie ebhalwe nguDavid Emva koGqirha wamazinyo.

Ndicinga ukuba oko kumiselwe ukuba kwenzeke kuyo yonke into esiyenzayo. Ekugqibeleni, iyakususwa kude nomxholo wayo wokuqala, kuya kuba nzima ukuyiqonda, kwaye izinto esisebenze nzima ukuzenza ziya kuhoywa kwaye zilibaleke. Ingakumbi ukuba loo nto inezinto ekubhekiswa kuzo nguDavid Emva koGqirha wamazinyo.

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Ndigqibe kwelokuba ndiyibukele le ngoba: A) I-Sequels ngokubanzi zimbi kakhulu kunomboniso bhanyabhanya wokuqala, kunye neyokuqala Jingle Yonke indlela ihlala iziswa kwiingxoxo malunga Iimuvi ezimbi kakhulu ngalo lonke ixesha . B) Olu luhlu lwalukhokelwa ngumfana owalathisa INkosana yeKrisimesi , eveliswe zizitudiyo zeWWE, kunye neenkwenkwezi uLarry the Cable Guy-akukho namnye kubo owayevakala njengezinto ezinokuthi ziphucule imeko.

Kwaye… ndandinyanisile. Lo mboniso bhanya-bhanya ubaluleke kakhulu kunoko Jingle Yonke indlela . Andiqinisekanga nokuba ndikuxelele ntoni ngayo. Khawufane ucinge Jingle Yonke indlela , kodwa ngohlahlo-lwabiwo mali oluncinci, kwaye iziqhulo ezingakumbi malunga noLarry umfana weCable ozibetha.

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Le yayiyinto entle. Umboniso bhanyabhanya wawuthe tyaba kwaye unefomula, wandithumela kuhlobo lokuvuka. Kubonakala ngathi ifumene elona xabiso liphantsi lamkelekileyo kuwo wonke umntu obandakanyekayo. Abadlali bahambise imigca yabo ngenzondelelo yebanjwa lemfazwe ekunyanzelweni ukuba babambe ukulahlwa kwelizwe labo bekhonjwe ngemipu. Ndicinga ukuba i-monotony kunye ne-beige festive glow of every scene may have hypnotized me. Ngeli nqanaba, kwakuphakathi ezinzulwini zobusuku, kwaye bendibukele iimovie zeKrisimesi phantse iiyure ezili-18.

Ndabuyiselwa kwinyani ngokuphela kwefilimu, eyayiyimincili bonkers.

Abalinganiswa abaphambili ngumcwangcisi womtshato, umzala wakhe otshatayo, kunye ne-sexy PI ngubani isoka langaphambili lomtshakazi kwaye ebesele ejinga nomcwangcisi womtshato kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo.

I-Sexy PI iphazamisa umtshato ngexesha layo nayiphi na inkcaso ukwazisa ukuba umyeni unosana oluyimfihlo. Umzala kaMtshakazi, otshabalalisiweyo, urhoxisa umtshato. Ke ngoku, ngentshukumo engafanelekanga kwaphela, uS Sexy PI uphakamisa uMcwangcisi woMtshato, kanye apho eluthuthwini lomtshato awutshabalalisileyo.

Awunakuyenza le nto… kunqabile ukuba sazi omnye nomnye utsho uMcwangcisi woMtshato. Sisiphi isikhundla esifanelekileyo sokuthatha, ngenxa yokuba besazana kangangeeveki ezimbini kuphela, ababonakali ngathi bayathandana, kwaye okwangoku betshatile kwesinye sezihlobo zakhe, esisandul 'ukuphathwa gadalala kwaye Ukuthotywa esidlangalaleni.

Ukuphendula, u-Sexy PI uthi, Ukuba uyandivumela, ndingathanda ukuchitha ixesha elininzi ndilungisa loo nto.

Konke oku kuthatha ukucenga uMcwangcisi woMtshato, kwaye ungene ngaphakathi kunye ne-Sexy PI ukuba atshate kwangoko. Umzala usebenza njengomtshakazi ngaphandle kokutshintsha ilokhwe yakhe yomtshato.

Ngelixa ndibukele, bendikrokrela ukuba le bhanyabhanya inokuba ibhalwe yindoda. I-IMDb iqinisekisile ukukrokra kwam. Kwakhona ngaphambili wabhala izinto ezibiziweyo Cougar evela eBergerac kwaye Bro-bot.

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UCarol waseMelika Ngokuqinisekileyo yayiyeyona movie imbi kakhulu endandiyibukele ngexesha lam. Kodwa ekubeni i-apos ibotshelelwe ngokukhululekileyo kwiKrisimesi, I & apos; andiqinisekanga ukuba kufanelekile ukufumana imbeko okanye iMovie yeKrisimesi eyiWorse yeXesha lonke (Ngaphakathi kweConline yolu Lingo luLungileyo). Endaweni yoko, andizukunika elo wonga Kirk Cameron & apos; s Ukugcina iKrisimesi . Ngenxa yokungalunganga kwezobuchwephesha, njengemovie, kodwa nangokuziphatha okungathandabuzekiyo ukuba ukuthenga iChristmassy tat yeyona yobuKrestu kunamaqula eAfrika.

Kananjalo kuba uKirk Cameron ubonakala efumana Iyacaphukisa xa abantu bebiza imuvi yakhe ukuba imbi. Yeyiphi ehlekisayo.

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