Umfanekiso weskrini nge-YouTubeUkusukela ukuba iqonga eliphambili lokusasaza alizange lithathe umsebenzi kaKyle Kinane kunye neapos; abalandeli bakhe bafumana ibhonasi eyongezelelweyo kwi-albhamu yakhe entsha. Endaweni yeyure, ITrampoline kwiDitch iwotshi ngeyure kunye nemizuzu engamashumi amane anesibini. U-Kinane urekhode okhethekileyo kwimiboniso emihlanu okanye emithandathu eMadison, eWisconsin, ekwaziyo ukugqitha kwimiboniso yesi-2 yokucinezela ngenxa yokulalelwayo kuphela. Ukukhutshwa okutsha kuphawula i-albhamu yakhe yokuqala entsha ukusukela kwi-2016 ekhethekileyo, Ndikhululekile eChicago. Kwi ITrampoline kwiDitch , Ilizwi langaphambili leComedy Central lithetha ngezihloko ezininzi ezivakalayo ngoku. UKinane uchaza into ayithandayo kunye nokuba nokhathalelo lwempilo olucekeceke, enika inkcazo engahambelaniyo nelungelo elimhlophe, kwaye uthetha ngemiceli mngeni yokuba ngumntu ophakathi, oligqala.
Ngokubambisana ne inkosi , istudiyo esisekwe ePortland, kunye neeRekhodi ezingama-800 zePawundi yeGorilla, icwecwe likaKinane kunye neapos; ITrampoline kwiDitch. UKinane uxeleleMediaMenteukuba unike inkosi 'kancinci ukuya kwicala lobugcisa,' ngaphandle kwesicelo sokungaphilisi uKinane esenza, njengoko 'kungekho mntu ufuna ukubona omnye umntu omdadlana ongachetywanga omhlophe.' Iziphumo zekliphu engaqhelekanga kwaye ebonakalayo evuselelayo epakishwe ngee-callbacks ezincinci kwi-Kinane & apos; iziqhulo ezindala.
I-MediaMente ithethe noKinane malunga ne-albhamu yakhe entsha, ixesha lakhe langoku yedwa, kunye ne-2014 Trader Joe & apos; s bit that & apos; s ngesiquphe zifike ngexesha.
Ukuba ucinga ngento entle kakhulu ngexesha lobhubhane, unokufumana into ebambekayo. Ukumamela emva kwinxalenye enye yeTrampoline kwiDitch, kukho iapos s joke malunga nokufumana umntu ogula kakhulu ukuba atshicele emlonyeni wakho.
[ehleka] Ewe. I-apos; lixesha le-capsule yento kunyaka ophelileyo yayifana nayo ngoku. Kukho & apos; s nayo encinci malunga nelungelo elimhlophe. Ndingathanda ukuba ezo bits zithandane kuba umhlaba uqhubekile. Kodwa ngelishwa ukhathalelo lwethu lwempilo iseyinto ehlekisayo, abantu abasayiqondi imbono yelungelo elimhlophe. Andizukuzibetha ngenxa yokuba ndiyindoda emhlophe ethe tye, leyo ndinguye, kodwa yeyabantu abangalufuni uluvo lokuba ikhona into enjalo. & apos; Nantsi imizekelo mhlawumbi ongakhange ucinge ngayo. & apos; Ewe ndoda. Amaxesha amnandi. Lixesha elimnandi kangaka, lokuphila.
Unendlela entle engatshintshiyo yokupakisha ezi albhamu emva koko izihloko zento nganye encinci.
Kuphela nje ukuba ndiyimpundu. Andizukunyaniseka malunga nayo. Iialbham zokuqala, bendithatha nje iingoma kwezinye iialbhamu ezidumileyo. Zonke iziqhulo azinakuba ngaphandle, ezinye zazo kufuneka zibe ngaphakathi. Kuya kufuneka ndizonwabele, nazo. Bonke ubugcisa benziwa ngumhlobo wam uDominic Gianneschi, yena uzenzile zonke iialbham zam. Akukho & apos; s ulwalathiso lobugcisa, ndiyazi nje ukuba ungumyili omkhulu kunye negcisa. Ndithi, & apos; ndinelicwecwe elitsha, nantsi isihloko sayo. Nantoni na onayo & ampos; unayo. Ngokubonakalayo, iialbham ezihlekisayo zisenokuba nesona sigqubuthelo sigqwesileyo, osaziyo ukuba yialbham ehlekisayo esele ikho, okanye iiapos ngathi zizithandi zobulumko. Kutheni le nto & iiapos zingahlali zipholile?
Izihloko zomkhondo, icwecwe lokuqala endicinga ukuba belililo Hlala eBudokan kwiTshiphu yeXabiso , sithathe zonke ezo ngoma. Ekugqibeleni isebe lezomthetho eComedy Central layifumana into endiyenzayo. Kuba bendizakuyenza I-Outta Compton ethe ngqo Okwesibini okhethekileyo, kodwa iComedy Central yayifana, & apos; Awungekhe uyenze loo nto & apos; Ndiyathanda & apos; Ndiyenzile kweyokugqibela. & Apos; Ndikhululekile eChicago Zonke nje izithako ezivela kuyo yonke inyama yenja eshushu, kwaye olu luvavanyo lobuntu be-Myers-Briggs. Kwenza kube nzima ngakumbi ebantwini ukuba bafumane isiqhulo ngenxa yezihloko. Ndiyazi ukuba I & apos; senze kube nzima ngakumbi. Ndicinga ukuba kuyadlala. Abanye abantu bakufumanisa kuphazamisa. Kodwa ubunzima obunzima. Ufunani?
Uyabuxabisa ubugcisa ngaphezu kokusebenza kweinjini yokukhangela.
Kumnandi, kwaye, oh darn, ngoku wena & apos; ufanele ukumamela okuninzi kum comedy.
Ngaba ungacacisa ukuba kuthetha ukuthini 'ukuTrampoline kwiDitch'?
Inokuthetha nantoni na oyifunayo. Ndacinga ukuba libinzana elihle endilibonileyo kwiakhawunti ye-Twitter ebizwa Sheboygan Skena , esisondlo nje samapolisa endisilandeleyo iminyaka. Abayihleli ngokuhlela, abachazi ngokuthe ngqo malunga nolwazi abalunikezelayo. Ngenye imini, enye iitweets kwiminyaka emithathu okanye emine eyadlulayo yayiyidilesi nje kwaye yathi, 'trampoline emhadini.' Ndiyibhale phantsi, ndicinga ukuba andazi ukuba ayizukuhlekisa, okanye into, kodwa eli binzana: zilungile kakhulu. Ndidinga ukuyisebenzisa kwenye indawo.
Kwizinto ezizodwa uthe uthathe iinyanga ezimbalwa ukhenketho. Ngaba yayikho ngo-2019?
Ngokwesiqhelo xa kusenziwa iiholide ndiye ndongeze ngokwenza naluphi na uhlobo lomdlalo osuka kwiMbulelo ukuya phakathi kuJanuwari. Andikwazi ukuma rhoqo ngeempelaveki zonyaka. Ekugqibeleni uzibona usiya kwi-autopilot kule nkqubo, kwaye akusekho mgangatho wegolide weemvakalelo wento leyo, awusayibeki nje kuba abantu bathenga amatikiti alo mboniso, kwaye wena & ampos; ucinga malunga nento oyenzayo ukwenza emva komboniso. Andicingi ukuba akukho mntu uhlawulelayo ukuze abone lo mboniso. Iphawuleka kakhulu kubaphulaphuli xa umntu othile eyitsalela umnxeba. Kwaye ndifuna ukuphinda abathengi abafuna ukubuya kwixesha elizayo xa ndiza edolophini.
Ndiza kuhlala ndithatha iziqendu zexesha lokuphumla ukuze intloko yam ilunge. Ayifani I & apos; m ndidandathekile okanye nantoni na. Kuya kufuneka uphile ubomi bakho, kwaye umdlalo ohlekisayo unika ingxelo. Ukuba wenza iihlaya nje, zithini iziqhulo? Ukujonga kwiihotele?
Liqhubeke njani eli khefu lokunyanzelwa ukuba lihlekise?
Andifuni ukubhala izinto ezithile ze-COVID, ufuna izinto ukuba ube nemvakalelo ehlala uluhlaza kuyo. Ngokungaqhelekanga, & I apos; m kwicala labantu abahlekisayo, ngathi, & apos; oh I & apos; besilungile ngalo lonke elixesha. & Apos; Andizazisi ngokwendalo, ke ukuba ndihleli ndindedwa, andinyanzeliswa ukuba ndenze izinto? Ewe, akukho ngxaki. [ehleka] I & apos; ndihlala nentombazana endithandana nayo kodwa ndingazonwabisi, ndingabikho emhlabeni. Ndicinga ukuba le nto ihluza umdla, yenza ntoni ukwahlukaniswa nomntu? Ngokucacileyo ezo zinto bezingumxholo wobugcisa kunye nokubhala ixesha elininzi, wonke umntu unyanzelekile UWalden Ukubonakalisa ukwahlulwa ngoku.
Kwizinto ezikhethekileyo uthi ungumntu oneminyaka engama-42 ubudala ogama linguKyle; Kuya kufuneka uvelane nendlela 'uKaren' athe waphathwa ngayo.
Ndabeka iposti phaya, ngathi, 'othandekayo Karen: nayo le, iyakudlula. Uthando, uKyle okhulile. ' Ndiza kuhleka kwi-meme, kodwa i-meme ngokuyintloko yimeko yokuqhekeza umdlalo opapashiweyo. Njengo, & apos; Fumana umthwalo wale Karen! & Apos; Ukuba ubone omnye umntu ohlekisayo esenza loo nto, emva koko wabona omnye umntu ohlekisayo esithi, wena & ampos; d ufane, & apos; Le yinto encinci. Akufuneki siyenze loo nto, njengabahlekisi, kwakhona. Kukhathala kwaye kudiniwe. Ngelixa i-intanethi ifana, & apos; Uyayazi into ekufuneka siyenzile, ukubetha isithandwa esithandwayo kule nto. & Apos; Kuba uluntu ngokubanzi alulunganga kumdlalo wokuhlekisa. [ehleka] Oko & apos kuyakhathaza kancinci. Mhlawumbi ukuba sonke sifuna ukuba nobuchule obungakumbi bokuyila, singaphuma kule loop yegumbi le-echo.
Kuyahlekisa kuba kukho umdlalo weqonga wabathengi, opapashiweyo, owenziweyo nokwabelwana ngawo, kodwa emva koko uphuma igazi ngamanye amaxesha kubahlekisi. Asabelani neli joke liphezulu lehlaya ukugxila kwezi & apos; zibhekisa kwisalathiso, kodwa emva koko uyaphuma uyokubona ujikeleze umlomo wehlaya, kwaye awuthandi, kwaye awufanele ukuba ukuba nayo! & apos; Nawuphi na umzi wokuzihlonela awunakusebenzisa uKaren kancinci, ngaphandle kokuba abahlekisi ngombono. Ukuba kukho nantoni na ebonakalayo ngakumbi ngoku, zeziphi & iiapos ezithandwayo azikho & ampos; zilungile iiapos ngalo lonke ixesha. Iyayithanda ingoma eqhelekileyo, abantu bayabelana ngayo kwaye bayayithanda kuba iqhelekile. Abayithandi kuba yeyokuqala, bayayithanda kuba iyinto ekwabelwana ngokulula ngayo kunye nento eyaziwayo. I & apos; andizukuyichitha i-psychology yokuba kutheni ii-memes zisebenza. Njengomntu ohlekisayo, sonke singenza ngcono kancinci, ngaba akunjalo?
Kufuneka ingumnqa Umrhwebi uJoe & apos; s ukuthatha i-bit yakho ngokoqobo.
Intlekisa endandiyenza yayikukuba, ewe, la magama obuhlanga malunga noMrhwebi uJoe & apos abiza umThengi wokutya wase-Itali Giotto & apos; s, kwaye ndibiza uMrhwebi wokutya waseMexico uJose & apos; s, I & apos; ndiyaqikelela ukuba uJoe wayengenguye umrhwebi, nokuba. Andiqondi ukuba wayehamba emhlabeni, ekhetha oku kutya kuhambo lwakhe. Njengomntu, awuzukucaphuka xa ufumanisa ukuba ngubani ongumnini weTaco Bell. Ngubani ongumnini weFazoli & apos; s. Ngubani ophethe i-PF. Utshintsho. Khawucinge ukuba yintoni, ezo ntlanga azikho kwinqanaba lequmrhu. Ixesha elide uJohn Isilivere & iiapos azikho ngabaphangi. UKumkanikazi woBisi kunye noBurger King iiarn & apos; zezabanikazi boBukhosi baseBritane. Uya kucaphuka ngokwenene ukuba uqala ukuhla ngale ndlela.
Kodwa shit, ndoda. Ukuba umntu waseMexico ukhathazwa kukutya kwaseMexico okubizwa ngokuba yiTrader Jose, ayisiyondawo yam ukuxelela loo mntu ukuba angakhubeki. Ukuba ibizwa ngokuba yi & Kos & Kos & Energy apos; Ndingaba nelungelo lokufana, & apos; Hee, ndoda, ayizizo zonke iiKles ezinje. Asizenzi zonke izithuba zokungqonga iindonga. & Apos; Kodwa ukuba umntwana ufuna ukuqala uxwebhu lwezikhalazo, qala isikhalazo. Ukuba abantu bafuna ukutyikitya uxwebhu lwezikhalazo, tyikitya uxwebhu lwezikhalazo. Andikunikezi ikiti. Ndicinga ukuba ayinangqondo. Uvumelekile ukuba wenze njalo. Yinto ephazamisayo elula kwinto eyenzeka ngokwenene. Yeyiphi & apos; yakho oyithathayo?
Ngamanye amaxesha uziva ngathi & apos sijolise ekunxibeni iwindow kwaye sizive ngathi sitshintshe into. Andiqiniseki ngayo.
Kukho ii-minivans ze-goons ezingaphawulwanga kwimpahla yasemkhosini yokuxhwila abantu esitratweni. I & apos; m ndiya vumela uMrhwebi uJose & apos; s taco oonokrwece. Ndingathanda ukuba lowo ube ngumcimbi omkhulu kuba azikho iingxaki zokwenyani.
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