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Ndikuthiyile ngokwenene xa abantu bezama ukuxoxa. Kubiza iindleko. Ukuba awukwazi ukuyifumana, sukuyithenga. Imali kuphela. Kukho inani elimangalisayo labantu abazama ukundibhatala ngotshintsho. Ukuba kuya kufuneka ukhuphe iidimes kunye neekota zokundibhatala, mhlawumbi awufanelanga ukuba uthenge ukhula!
Andithandi ukuba ndinganiki zivumelwano. Ndidibanisa abahlobo bam, ewe, kwaye ndinika izivumelwano zokuthenga izinto ezininzi njengeCostco. Abanye abantu bacinga ukuba banokufumana izaphulelo zokunyaniseka kwabathengi emva kokuba bathenga isixa esithile kum. Kwaye ngelixa & & ampos; ngokuqinisekileyo ndiza kuyenza loo nto, & ampos; kufuneka ibe ngokwemiqathango yam. Ungandibuzi malunga nayo; mandiwuzise kuwe xa ndigqiba kwelokuba uyifumene. Awuhambi kwivenkile yokutyela kwaye ufuna ukufumana into simahla ngenxa yokuba ubuye khona amaxesha ngamaxesha. Ukuba banenkqubo yokunyaniseka, baya kukwazisa, kwaye baya kukuxhoma ukuba bafuna ubuye.
Xa kuziwa kunxibelelwano, I & apos; m ngakumbi malunga nokucaca kunokuqonda. Indlela endijonge ngayo, le shit isemthethweni ngokukhawuleza, kwaye andenzi sivumelwano ngobuninzi. I & apos; d bathi abathengi bam banamandla ngakumbi kunam. Abanye babo beza namazwi abo ekhowudi ye-shit, kwaye andazi ukuba yintoni le bathetha ngayo esihogweni. Abantu baya kubiza i-ounce i-anyanisi, njengo 'Yo, ndingayifumana i-anyanisi?' Yintoni i-fuck yi-anyanisi, bhuti? Ndixelele nje ukuba ufuna ntoni, kwaye ndiza kukuxhoma!
Inkonzo yethu inemithetho emininzi, kwaye isekwe ngokupheleleyo kubhekiso, olukhuselwe ngokuqinileyo. Ngokusisiseko, wena kunye neapos; uya kudinga abantu abathathu abasele befuna ukukufakazela, kwaye sikhenkcelela ukuhanjiswa rhoqo ngenxa yemicimbi yezokhuseleko. Ukuba unethamsanqa ngokwaneleyo ukuba ube lilungu, landela umthetho wokuqala weklabhu yokulwa: Musa ukuthetha malunga neklabhu yokulwa. Sukuthumela malunga nathi kwiReddit, kuFacebook, kuTwitter, okanye nakweyiphi na indawo yokuncokola. Sukunika naliphi na inani lethu kubahlobo bakho. Uza kuhluthwa.
Kwangolo hlobo lunye, sinenombolo / idilesi kwindawo yethu yokugcina. Sukuyalela kwindlu yomhlobo wakho, kungenjalo uya kudweliswa. Wena & apos; uya kuhlulwa kuluhlu loku-odola kwidilesi yakho ngelixa usenza itheko. Musa ukuba sisimumu.
Kwaye ungazami ukudlala nathi ngentlawulo. Sinamanqanaba amathathu akumgangatho, iyalela eyona iphantsi ukuba konke oko unako ukufikelela kuko. Ngamaxesha athile siya kukunika ikhefu kwizinto ezingcono ukuba uya-odola iziseko kwaye siza kuphuma ngelixa sifika kuwe, kodwa loo nto inqabile. Sukulinga ukuzama umdlalo wenkqubo, okanye awuzukubuyela umva ubuze izihlobo zabahlobo ukuba bayazi apho banokulufumana khona ukhula. - UJosh *, 28
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Njengomthengisi wabasetyhini, abantu bacinga ukuba andinabuthathaka, kodwa ngokunyanisekileyo, iikholeji endizithengisayo azindoyiki. Eyona micimbi mikhulu I & apos; bendikhe ndahlala ngayo nabafazi bezikhathaza kakhulu ngam. Ngokukrakra! Ndinayo le ntombazana inye eyayifuna ngamandla ukuba ibe ngumhlobo wam kangangokuba yayiza kuthenga iitoni zokhula kum kwaye indizisele nezacholo ezintle zeediliya. Wayemnandi nyhani kodwa wakhathazeka emva kwexesha. Ukuba & ampos; andikunikeli ubungangamsha bobuhlobo, sukuyityhala.
Ukuthetha-abantu bayabuza ukuba bangachola kwaye bahlawule kamva rhoqo, kwaye ii-apos ziyingqondo. Andizange ndibavumele bayenze, ngaphandle kokuba bangabahlobo abasenyongweni. Baza kuqhubeka nokongeza kwi 'tab' yabo kwaye bacinga ukuba bangayenza ukuya phambili. Ndiyazi ukuba bazakuthatha ithuba ngam ukuba ndiyayivumela ityibilika.
Ndikhetha ukuba kunxibelelwane nam ngethuba leentsuku zomsebenzi eziqhelekileyo, ngeempelaveki nangeempelaveki. Lo ngumsebenzi wam kuphela okwangoku, kodwa ndinobomi ngaphandle komsebenzi. Awungekhe ufune umphathi wakho okanye abathengi bakho bakubize ezinzulwini zobusuku ngolwe-Lwesibini, ke sukulindela ukuba ndiza kulanda xa usenza loo nto.
Sukundibuza ukuba ungandibhatala ngeVenmo. Unako & apos; t. Imali okanye akukho nto. Ngokuqinisekileyo ungazenzi i-odolo enkulu kum kwaye emva koko uprinte u-'O, ndingakuhlawula eVenmo? ' Shit kum xa ndifika. Yinkcitho yexesha lam, kwaye andizukukwenzela ncedo kwixesha elizayo.
Okokugqibela, yiba nomonde. Ixesha lokuthengisa iziyobisi liyinyani! Ndiyazi ukuba ndinamandla onke kwintengiselwano yethu. Ndingathi ndiza kubakhona kwimizuzu engama-20, kodwa ndiyazi ukuba ndingathatha ixesha elide kangangoko ndifuna xa & ampos; umfana onokhula. Sukulindela ukuba ndifike ngexesha, kwaye ungangikhuli ngeetekisi ze-ETA. Andizukufika xa ndifika. - UAntonio *, 26
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