Ukukhangelwa kweNqaku le-Orgasm, iNqaku leNtsomi elenza ukuba abaseTyhini beze

Ukuhlonipha uSuku lweValentine kunye ne-apos, sichitha iveki sigqibelisa iintsomi nobuxoki malunga nokuthandana. Funda yonke eminye 'yoThando sisiXhobo seHoax'Apha.

Inqaku le-orgasm yintsomi, inqaku lomculo eliyintsomi elityhola ukuba lenze abantu basetyhini ngaphandle kokuvuselelwa ngokwasemzimbeni. Kukonke. Khangela kwi-Intanethi, kwaye uya kufumana iiforamu ezizele ngabantu-kwaye zihlala zingamadoda-ziphikisana ngobukho bazo. (Amadoda abonakala ngathi ayayithanda inqaku kuba lidibanisa eyona nto iphambili kubo: ukuthanda abafana malunga nelungu lobufazi, ithuba lokukhupha ezinye i-tech bros, kunye nokukhangela ngokwenene Indlela elula yokwenza ukuba abafazi beze.)

'Uvavanyo oluncinci I & apos; ndiza kuyenza ngokuhlwanje,' ubhala umhlomli omnye. 'Ukudibana nomhlobo wam kamva… egameni lesayensi, [mna & ampos; ndizakuhlala] kwi bass amp yam kwaye ndidlale i # # kakhulu kwi bass zam kwaye ndibone ukuba ziyamfikelela na apho afuna ukuya khona.' Emva kwengxoxo malunga nokuba i-F # lelona nqaku lililo, kunye nokufaneleka kunye nokudodobala kwebass kuthelekiswa nomgibe womgibe, omnye ophawulayo uphendula ngempendulo ebaluleke kakhulu. 'Ndinoluvo lokuba oku kungangaphumeleli,' batsho ngokungancediyo. 'Kuya kufuneka uzame ukusebenzisa incanca yakho ukumkholisa endaweni yoko.'

Abasetyhini basebenzise ukungcangcazela ukuze behle ukusukela kudala-ukusuka kwizixhobo ezirhabaxa ezazisetyenziswa ngaphambiliUkuphulula amalungu esini ngokuhlambalaza abafazi baseVictoriakwibrashi yamazinyo yombane evinjelweyo ngokungakhathaliyo kuwo onke amantombazana ahlala kwizikolo zokubhoda. Kodwa ukugcoba kwisandi sodwa? Ngelixa kubonakala ngathi kunokwenzeka ngezobuchwephesha-isandi siveliswa kusetyenziswa ukungcangcazela, kwaye ukungcangcazela yiyo eyona nto ixhasa ishishini lezinto zokudlala ngesondo lamawaka ezigidi- I & apos; m ndiyathandabuza. Ndiqala ngokwenza eyona nto ndiyenzayo: ukuthumela i-imeyile kwi-intanethi ukuze ufumane isikhokelo.

Kwibhlog ebhalwe ngesondo Rummage ngokusebenzisa iiNkqubo , Mna funda Owayesakuba yinkwenkwezi yomntwana owayebizwa ngokuba nguCraig Huxley owaqamba umatshini ongaqhelekanga nongummangaliso kwii-70s-oko ke ilivo lihamba-linamandla okunyusa i-orgasm kumphulaphuli wayo obhinqileyo ngenqaku elinye, elinamandla. Igama lesi sixhobo sishukumisayo? IBlaster Beam.

IBlaster Beam sisixhobo sealuminium esifakwe iipikkups ezinokususwa (ezibamba ukungcangcazela okuveliswa sisixhobo kwaye siziguqulele kwiimpawu zombane) kunye nemitya ethi, xa idlalwayo, ivelise 'iithowuni zebass visceral.' Abalandeli beStar Trek banokuthi bayamkele iBlaster Beam ukusuka kwisandi ukuya kuthi ga ngo-1979 I-Star Trek: Imifanekiso eshukumayo. Kuphela konxibelelwano olwaziwayo phakathi kweStar Trek kunye ne-female orgasm, iBlaster Beam yadlalwa kwikhonsathi yaseNew York yowe-1990 apho-amarhe anjalo-amalungu aliqela abaphulaphuli azivelela ngokukhawuleza.

Kwiminyaka kamva, enye ibhlog -Ukuva kweBlaster Beam & apos; udumo-lwadlala irekhodi leBlaster Beam kumhlobo olibhinqa ukufumanisa ukuba ingaba la marhe ayinyani na. Ubume bobuso bakhe butshintshe ngesiquphe, ubhala. Xa ndimbuza ukuba yintoni ingxaki, waqhwanyaza okomzuzwana wathi, & apos; Nceda uyidlale kwakhona. Ngaphezulu. & Apos; Ndenze njalo, ndaye ndanamava angaqhelekanga okujonga amehlo akhe egobhoza njengoko esiqingatha esiwela esihlalweni ephefumla nzima. & apos; Ndiyasithanda * eso sandi, & apos; ukwazile ukuphuma esebeza. '

Ndifikelela kuCraig Huxley ngentombi yakhe, endifumana kuyo idilesi ye-imeyile. Emva kokugxotha ii-imeyile ezininzi, kuza impendulo: UHuxley ufuna ukuthetha nam! Ngelishwa, uHuxley nentombi yakhe baya kuthi cwaka. Kuyavela ukuba ukuphosa inkwenkwana yangaphambili yomntwana phantsi ngexesha lodliwanondlebe kunzima njengokwenza umntu ukuba ezengaphandle kokuchukumisa.

Ngokuzilahlela, ndisiya kwimithombo engathandabuzekiyo. Nantsi iapos; s a ividiyo yomfazi otyholwa ngokuziswa kwi-orgasm yinkqubo yemoto. (Ngokucacileyo yena kunye ne-apos bayazenza. Njengowayesakuba ngumenzi-faker, ndiyazazi ezi zinto.) Okulandelayo, iSteadHealth.com. Ngokwazi kwam, iwebhusayithi ye-hypochondriacs kunye neempazamo ezinje ngokuhlangana kunye nokutshintsha iimpawu. Nantsi iapos; s isiqwenga esongezelelekileyo sokubhala senkanuko esivela kumsebenzisi uphondo lwenanpannn173370. Qaphela ukuba umsinga wokwazi okwenzeka kwizinto zokuqala 'zomsindo wesandi sokuphulula amalungu esini' ufumana uhlobo lweJoycean ukuya esiphelweni:

Ndithumela nge-imeyile indoda ebizwa ngokuba nguDavid Jordan, umbhali we iwebhusayithi ebizwa ngokuba yi-33 Hertz kunye neSondo. 'Umgaqo kukuba i-orgasm iphindaphindwe,' uyaphendula. 'Kubandakanya inkqubo yethu yemithambo-luvo eyilelwe ukuzisa i-orgasm, kwaye inyanzela imizimba yethu ukuba inyusele kwisiseko sethu kubuchopho bethu.' Ekugqibeleni, inzululwazi! Ndonwabile, ndide ndikhangele ibhokisi yam engenayo kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva kwaye ndifumane iJordani kunye neeapos zindithumelele onke amazwi kaLeonard Cohen classic Haleluya! . Ndiphulukana nokholo kumandla e-intanethi, nditshintshe into. Lixesha lokuba sibuze umntu esisebenza naye endaweni yakhe, kwaye ndiyamazi lo mntu — Ngaba, owayekade ekwiqela lomculo onzima.

'Ngaba *,' Ndixhomekeke edesikeni, 'ubuqhele ukuba kwiqela! Wakhe wawabona amantombazana esihla ngokuma kufutshane nezipikha? '

Iya kuphuma kamnandi ngombala opinki. 'Um… hayi akunjalo.'

'Kulungile! Ngaba wakhe waziva ngokwakho xa wawumi nezipikha? ' Ndiyaqhubeka, ngokuchasene neyamkelwe kwilizwe jikeleleimigaqo yengqesho ngokuchasene ne-Sexual Harassment. 'Njengaye, intwana encinci phaya ezantsi? I-twinge ethandekayo evakalelwa kamnandi? '

'Hayi… Hayi.'

Emva kwexesha, njengoko I & apos; nd ndingaphindi ndiyifunde kwakhona incwadana yabasebenzi, Ngaba uza kundithumelela imiyalezo.

'Jonga, bekukho amaxesha ambalwa apho bendihleli khona kwii-amps zegitare okanye izithethi njengoko ukungcangcazela kuye kwenyuka emzimbeni wam kwaye ndicinga, & apos; Mm, intle loo nto. Ewe. Ewe. & Apos; '

Kodwa yenzeke kwaba kanye, uyongeza.

Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, iinzame zam zokuqinisekisa ubukho benqaku le-orgasm zibonakalisile ukuba ziyaphazamisa kwaye azinantsingiselo, njengokuzama ukubamba umntu ngasemva kwisithuthi esihambayo. Kodwa le ayisiyiyo-yesandla somsebenzi andizukuhamba kude, nokuba ingakanani ingalo yam ibuhlungu. Ndithatha inkuthazo kubo bonke abantu basetyhini ngembali abathi & apos; kuye kwafuneka ukuba baphucule izinto zokudlala ngesondo, kwaye bacinge ngokuyilayo. Ngomzuzu onqabileyo wokungakhathali, uyandibetha: Mhlawumbi ndingafumanisa ubukhulu beevibrator ezininzi kwaye ndibuyele umva kuloo ndawo ukufumana inqaku le-orgasm!

Ndifikelela kuGqirha Nikky Prause, okhokele isifundo samva nje ukuphanda amaza Uluhlu lwe vibrators ezithandwayo. Impendulo icacisa ukuba zintathu iindlela zokulinganisa i-vibrator: ukuhamba rhoqo, ukufuduswa, kunye nokukhawulezisa. Ngelishwa, ezo & Apos apho ziba nzima ngakumbi.

'Iapos ayisiyonto ilula njengokuthi, & apos; I-33 hertz yeyona frequency ilungileyo yesixhobo sokudlidliza, & apos;' Umdumo uyacacisa, ubhekisa kwiibhodi zemiyalezo ezikwi-Intanethi ezingaguquguqukiyo — ngenxa yezizathu ezingaziwayo- zilinganise eli lelona xesha liqinisekileyo lokuvuthela umthwalo wakho. 'Xa usithi, & ampos; 33 hertz zisebenza ngokugqwesileyo & apos ;, wena & apos; ayisiyiyo into yokuhambisa indawo.'

Kwakukho 'umahluko omkhulu' kwii-vibrator frequency ezisetyenziswa yi-Prause & apos; s iimeko zovavanyo ukufezekisa i-orgasm, phantsi kweemeko zelebhu. 'Ipateni ebalulekileyo yokukhuthaza ebonakala ngathi iyasebenza isebenzisa ixesha elandayo,' uyachaza. 'Imizuzwana elishumi ivuliwe; imizuzwana elishumi; Imizuzwana engama-30 kuqhubeke; Imizuzwana engama-30 isusiwe. Ukuya esiphelweni, yivule. ' Xa utyhalwa, uPrause uchonga i-hertz ezili-110 — ukuphindaphindeka kwentsimbi yomlingo kaHitachi — njengeyona ndlela isebenzayo kwiimvavanyo zakhe zaselebhu. 'Inokuba kungenxa yokuba iapos kakhulu, ucebisa. 'Inamandla kakhulu.'

Ngaphandle kwento yokuba iPrause ayinakho & apos; ukundinika isantya esivakalayo esinokubangela ukuba i-orgasm engenazandla, I & apos; ndisakhuthazekile ngamazwi akhe. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, iinzame zam zokufumana ingcali ukuza kuthi ga ngoku ziye zavela kwi-weirdos ezinamabala emphefumlo kunye neebhloko ze-Wordpress ezingachazwanga kakuhle. Ngaba iPrause iyakholelwa kubukho benqaku le-orgasm?

'Ndibona ezinye iindlela ezisebenza ngakumbi, kuba iiseli kwi-vulva kunye ne-clitoris ziyaphendula kumaxesha ahlukeneyo,' kuphendula uPrause. 'Kodwa ekugqibeleni, ithiyori yam ithi hayi.' Oko utshilo, uyavuma ukuba inqaku le-orgasm linokuba nefuthe elifana ne-placebo. 'Uphando lwam lubonisa ukuba abantu balungile ekusebenziseni iingcinga zabo zokuqonda ukuze bazenzele i-orgasm. Xelela abantu ukuba eli linqaku le-orgasm, kwaye amandla eengcebiso anokuba namandla. '

Kuwo onke amabali okufuna, kuza umzuzu apho umfundi acinga ukuba konke kulahlekile. Ibali lam alifani. Njengokuba mna & apos; ndiyekile ukuba ndingaze ndazi ukuba inqaku le-orgasm likhona ngenene, ndifumana enye i-imeyile evela kwintombazana kaCraig Huxley kunye neapos, uFiona. Ngaba ndingakhululeka nditsalele umnxeba ngeSkype? Emva kweeveki ze-imeyile, sibeka umhla. Kukuphantse i-9 PM eLondon, kwaye I & apos ndihleli umnqamlezo onemilenze ebhedini yam xa uHuxley ngokwakhe evela kwiscreen selaptop yam.

I & apos; ndinqwenela ukubuza uHuxley ukuba ingaba inqaku le-orgasm likhona, kodwa kuqala senza intetho encinci ngentlonelo malunga ne-documentary yakhe ezayo malunga neendlovu. Okokugqibela, ukulahla igama kakhulu kamva (yena noMichael Jackson kubonakala ngathi babuyela umva), ndisebenzisa ithuba lam lokumbuza ngobukho benqaku le-orgasm. Ngaba isixhobo esinye esinamandla singaphumelela apho uninzi lwama-phallus lusilele khona, kwaye luzise abasetyhini kuvuthondaba?

Kuyabonakala, ewe.

'Oo, ziyinyani,' utshilo uHuxley, ngekratshi elingenakuphikiswa. 'Ndinabafazi abaninzi abandibulela ngayo.'

Kuvakala ukuba kuyothusa ukubuza uHuxley le inikwe ukuba intombi yakhe-bobabini baneenwele ezibomvu ezifanayo-uhleli ecaleni kwakhe kwinto ekhangeleka ngathi sisihlalo sepiyano. Nangona kunjalo, zibonakala zipholile kakhulu. Kuyabonakala ukuba, zizonke malunga nee-chakras.

'IBlaster Beam ivuselela i-sacral chakra, emalunga neesentimitha ezimbini ezantsi komkhosi waselwandle,' ucacisa uHuxley. Kwaye ikwavuselela i-chakra yengcambu, emazantsi omqolo. ' Uthetha ngokuqaqamba ngokuthoba inqaku. Imalunga ne-octave kunye nesiqingatha esisezantsi kwelona nqaku liphantsi kwipiyano… Elona nqaku liphantsi. '

Xa ndimtyhala ngeenkcukacha, uhamba waya kwipiyano ekufuphi kwaye ubhontsi akhuphe amanqaku amathathu. 'Ndicinga ukuba ziiapos, ikakhulu ii & apos; E & apos; Qaphela, utshilo, evakalisa izitshixo zokugqibela. Kodwa iBlaster Beam kunye neepos ayizithelekisi ncam naleyo yepiyano — ininzi kakhulu, isezantsi kakhulu kwaye inzulu. Uthi, 'Yehlisa imijikelo elishumi, kwaye isandi kunye ne-apos ziphantsi ngokwenene neminenga.' Isizathu soku kukuba iBlaster Beam inkulu, i-18 yeenyawo ubude bentsimbi eneentambo ezilawulwa ziipikniki ezihambekayo eziguqula isandi.

Ngaba kunjalo ngamarhe malunga nekhonsathi ye-Central Park yango-1990, apho uninzi lwabaphulaphuli ababhinqileyo lwenza ngathi luyinyani? 'Ewe,' uqinisekisa uHuxley. Andazi ukuba yeyiphi indawo ekucingwa ukuba ube ngumnqweno, okanye ukonwaba ngomculo, 'uyongeza. 'Kodwa xa mna & apos ndadlala estudiyo, kwaye mna & apos; ndisebenzisa izandi eziqengqelekayo- imimango kunye neetremolos-abantu bachaze ukuya kwisimo se-orgasmic, ngaphandle kokuphazamiseka kokulala ngesondo!' Uhleka kakuhle.

Ndiziva ndonwabile emva kokuthetha noHuxley, ngokungathi umlawuli we-CIA wanditsalela umnxeba ukuba aqinisekise ukuba ukufika kwenyanga kububuxoki. Ngelishwa, andifumani thuba lokumamela iGrail eNgcwele-leyo ingaphantsi komhlaba u-'E '-kuba uHuxley ubeke endaweni yakhe isixhobo seenyawo ezili-18 kwaye akanakukhumbula ngqo apho iBlaster Beam ihlala khona ngoku. Akukho ngxaki. I & apos; siphumelele apho uninzi lwamadoda lusilele khona: I & apos; Ndifumene eyona ndlela inqabileyo yokwenza ukuba umfazi eze.