Ewe, into oyityayo iguqula incasa yobudoda bakho kunye neencindi zelungu lobufazi

Ukutya okusetyenzisiweyo: Ijusi yeziqhamo, ii-smoothies ezahlukileyo, isonka samasonka, iisaladi, i-broccoli, i-kale, i-tuna tartare, i-octopus, i-cod, i-alpine trout, i-oygos oysters, i-clam ene-pickles, i-meatballs, amaqanda abilisiweyo, ii-cookies, i-tequila, iwayini, i-cigars.

Amanda: Ngobusuku bokuqala ndibhale phantsi oko ndikubonileyo, ibingcamle kamnandi kakhulu. Ivumba alizange lihlale nasesandleni sam. Usebenze kakhulu kwaye usitya impilo, ke kufanelekile ukuba ibenjalo. Amanqaku amabini abalulekileyo: oyster kunye negwele lesondlo. Incasa yayo ibinetyuwa kancinci kwaye inephunga elityebileyo.

Ngexesha elizayo xa sasilala ngesondo, andiqinisekanga ukuba yayiyilemonade ithathiweyo okanye incindi yamandla omdiliya endandisandula ukuwasela awayehlala kwincasa yam kodwa yayinomtsalane omnandi ngaphandle kwencasa iyonke. agudileyo. Ngaba uke wakha wazama iitapile ezinencasa zakudala nge-walnut cream kunye ne-tahini? Ewe ndiyenzile, kwaye ukuba benze uguqulelo olukhanyayo, inganguthelekiso olungileyo nala mabini cunnilingus.

Ukutya okusetyenzisiweyo: Ijusi yeziqhamo ezihlanganisiweyo, kubandakanya iidiliya kunye nekhukhamba, ii-smoothies ezahlukileyo, amaqanda aqhekezwe kunye nemifuno, iti eluhlaza eluhlaza enobisi lwealmond, ikofu, amaqanda afudumeleyo, kombucha, isaladi yeziqhamo, itrout, imifuno, iziqhamo, i-alpine trout tacos, cookies, tequila.

Amanda: Ngeli xesha, ibingcamla kamnandi kakhulu, inencasa yepayina. Ndabona kwakhona ukuba imanzi ngokukhawuleza kuneveki engaphambi koko. Ngaba iya kuba nento yokwenza nayo? Ukongeza kwipayinapile, kwakungekho manqaku aqaphelekayo esintu. Ndiyazi ukuba iyavakala ingaqhelekanga kodwa ndicinga ukuba incasa efana newayini yeSauvignon Blanc. Ngokubanzi, yayiyinto eyonwabisayo yamava ezesondo ngomlomo.

Vuka: Incasa yanamhlanje yayahluke kakhulu kwaye lixesha lokuqala ukuba incasa kamnandi ngokwenene. Undikhumbuze incasa yebetter cake okanye iSoylent. Ndiyifumanisa iphambene into yokuba abantu bayakwazi ukuvelisa ezo ntlobo. Umzimba wethu uyamangalisa.

Ukutya okusetyenzisiweyo: I-Cheesy Frittata, amaphiko enkukhu, ii-Quesadillas zentlanzi, iitapile zekonofile, i-Prosciutto iMozzarella Sandwich, i-Chicken Gyro, iitapile ezingakumbi ze-Garlic, i-Cheesy Meat, ii-olive, i-Cheeseburger, i-Asparagus, iitapile ezininzi, inyama eninzi, i-Cheese eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, iwayini, i-tequila, i-cigarettes, i-cookies, i-pasta ngeeshizi, utywala obuninzi, iisigarethi ezingakumbi.

Amanda: Njengoko ndikhumbula, yangcamla iiroses kunye netyuwa, ethi kwelinye icala izwakale ingenangqondo nangona ichanekile. Ngokubanzi, incasa yayintle.

Kwiveki yokutya okungenampilo, ubufazi bakhe abungcamlanga krakra kodwa bomelele kakhulu kunesiqhelo. Ngokubanzi, ukutya okunamafutha kunye neemveliso zobisi zazibonakala ngakumbi. Incasa ibingemnandi kwaye ikhanya njengakuqala. Ngokuchasene noko, yayinamandla kuzo zombini ivumba kunye nokunambitha.

Vuka: Xa ndisela, kokukhona incasa yomelela ngakumbi. Ngeli xesha, inkosikazi yam yayinamandla, inzulu, kunye ne-caramel flavour. Yagcwalisa umlomo wam kwaye yangcamla okwe starch corn. Uyasikhumbula isimo esivela Abantwana apho uCasper enza uTelly anuke iminwe yakhe? Kulungile kanjalo.

Amanda: Ndacinga ukuba incasa izakutshintsha kakhulu ngenxa yokutya kodwa ndiye ndafumanisa ukuba isitshixo sayo yonke into kukusetyenziswa kwamanzi. Ukuba iqabane lam lisebenza kakuhle, amanzi alo anencasa egudileyo kwaye iphantse ingabonakali. Xa ndingazange ndisele manzi ngokwaneleyo, incasa yahluke kakhulu kwaye ibalaselisa yonke into ebendiyityile kuloo veki.

Ukutya okusetyenzisiweyo: Iziqhamo ezihlanganisiweyo (ngakumbi iibhanana, amaqunube, kunye nama-apile), imifuno ehlanganisiweyo (kubandakanya ii-eggplants, iimbotyi eziluhlaza, kunye nekholifulawa), ikofu, amaqanda, i-toast engenagluten, isaladi yetyhuna, i-pickles, ihummus, i-mozzarella, i-feta cheese, ipasta, inkukhu, inkomo, inkukhu yohlobo lweKorea, amadombolo e-kimchi, i-curry yase-Thai, ii-brownies, iwayini emhlophe, iwayini ebomvu, ibhiya, i-tequila, i-cigars.

UAdam: Emva kokumunca umyeni wam, yangena emlonyeni wam ndayiginya. Ubudoda bakhe babukrakra kancinci kwaye bunamanzi ngakumbi kunesiqhelo, okuthetha ukuba ebekhe watya ngaphambi kwezolo. Ndandinencasa embi kakhulu emlonyeni wam kwaye ndasela amanzi amaninzi ukuze ihambe.

Kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva, ndamncancisa kwaye wakhupha i-cum yakhe emlonyeni wam (eyahluke kakhulu kunaleyo yokungena emlonyeni wam ngelixa ndiyifunxa). Isidoda sakhe asikhe singcamle nantoni na. Kwakuhluke kakhulu kwincasa ekrakra endiyibonileyo kwiintsuku ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo. Yayinencasa enetyiwa. Kwakungase ndiginye kodwa andizange. Emva koko ndaqhubeka nesiqhelo ngaphandle kokuhlamba umlomo.

Ukutya okusetyenzisiweyo: ubisi lwerayisi, itielflower iti, kombucha, iziqhamo ezininzi kunye nemifuno egudileyo (ingqolowa yengqolowa, ilupine emnandi, njl.), Iikhilos zeziqhamo, kubandakanya ipayina, ipapaya, ibhanana, istrawberry, iapile, i-kiwi, iidiliya, iiblueberries kunye nekhokhonathi; iiponti zemifuno, kubandakanya i-kale, isipinatshi, ii-beet, i-zucchini, amakhowa, kunye neembotyi zesoya; iyogathi, isalmon burger, isobho seTom Kha kunye nenkuku, isonka sekhokhonathi saseThai kunye ne-tofu, isuphu ye-udon, isaladi ye-wakame, i-kimchi, i-wonton ye-shrimp eyosiweyo, i-cellophane noodles kunye nebhiya engengotywala.

UAdam: Ndiyifunxe kwaye ndiyiginye kancinci kancinci ukuze ndizive ngcono. Ngeli xesha, isidoda sakhe sasiphinda sincinci. Kwakunomsoco oqinileyo, womhlaba. Kwakungekho krakra kodwa kwakunzima kakhulu. Kuthathe ixesha elide ukuyikhupha loo ntetho emlonyeni wam.

Kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva, ndamncanca kwakhona, ndaphosa i-cum yakhe emlonyeni wam. Ndiyathemba ukuba incasa ayitshintshanga ekubeni ivezwe emoyeni. Ngeli xesha kwakunganuki kakubi kwaye kwakungekho nencasa eninzi. Kwakungekho mnandi, wayenobumba obuphakathi kwaye engashiyanga incasa embi emlonyeni.

Ukutya okusetyenzisiweyo: Ukutshaya amaqanda e-salmon, amaqanda anukayo, i-chia pudding, irayisi eqhotsiweyo, iitapile, i-ayisikrimu ye-caramel, kunye ne-stinky cheese, i-asparagus, i-curry etyheli kunye ne-rice noodles, iklabishi kunye nesosi, kunye neasparagus, ihououmi ethosiweyo, imvana kunye nesosi yamandongomane, i-roulade yenkomo, iicigars, ivodka, iwayini, ibhiya, icocaine.

UAdam: Ngaloo mini, ndamfunxa ndaginya incindi yakhe yobudoda. Akuzange kubonakale kubi njengoko wayekulindele, mhlawumbi ngenxa yokuba icocaine evela kusuku olungaphambi kokuba ifike kwiibhola zakhe. Inencasa enetyiwa kancinci. Kwakungekho kubi konke konke (ukuba semen).

Kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva, ndaphinda ndamfunxa. Ngeli xesha lalinuka kakubi kwaye lingcamla ukungcola. Oh kwaye kwandithatha ixesha elide ukuyikhupha loo ntetho emlonyeni wam.

Ngenye imini, waqhawuka wangena emlonyeni wam. Besele sihluthi. Kwakukho ixesha apho ndakhangela khona i-Instagram ndaza ndangena kwisikhundla xa ekugqibeleni wayekulungele ukuza emlonyeni wam. Ngeli xesha lalinuka kakubi kakhulu kwaye linencasa ekrakra kakhulu. Ngaba ukothuka iincasa zam zokungcamla.

Uvavanyo lwesine kwiVeki yokutya eyiJunk luwashwankathela ngokugqibeleleyo onke amava. Umyeni wam wangena emlonyeni wam kwaye ndacinga ukuba baya kuba yeyona cum ilizothe endakha ndangcamla. Kodwa kwakungekho kubi kwaphela. Babenencasa yomhlaba omncinci kodwa andikhange ndibone ukuba yeyiphi eyona nto yokutya eyayisenza ukuba kunuke okanye kungcamle kakubi. Nangona ndiqinisekile ukuba yayiyinto ayityileyo.

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