Ukuqala kwam ukuva malunga nokuncipha, iqabane lam elidala kunye nelonwabisayo kakhulu lalindixelela ukuba iqabane lakhe lihambe njani limtya ngaphandle kokutya iesile lakhe kwaye wothuka, wangena emlonyeni wakhe ovulekileyo. Olu hlobo lwebali luvakala njengeyona joke inkulu xa usengaphambi kwe-rimmee (okt umntu ongazange aqubude okanye erim) kodwa afune okungaphezulu kokukrokra, ukuhleka kunye nokunqwala kwentloko xa uphilile- ixesha elifanelekileyo le-asshole connoisseur.
Yithathe njengomgaqo wokuqala wokuhamba: lindela okungalindelekanga. Oko akutsho ukuba uza kugqiba nge-shit ebusweni bakho, kukuba ngamanye amaxesha… i-shit iyenzeka. Ngaphandle kokuba, ewe, uza kulungela i-bussy brunch. Kungenxa yoko le nto ndibhala isikhokelo se-esile elipheleleyo sokutya uninzi lweesile- ukuqinisekisa ukuba xa nikhangelene kunye nempundu yesithandwa sakho, nobabini niyayazi into eniyenzayo.
Qiniseka ukuba wena / bacocekile
Uyenza njani idoksi linqaku elahlukileyo ngokupheleleyo. Okwangoku, ndincoma ukubukela Imfundo yezesondo uthotho lwesibini, isiqendu sesithandathu. Okanye ukuqikelela oko kuthethwa nguRahim kumdlalo: squat, squirt, bamba kwaye ukhulule. Ukuba uyarhanelwa kwaye uyazi ngokwaneleyo ngaphambi kwexesha ukulungiselela, ukucofa kuhlala kuyimpendulo. Ukuba awunalo ixesha lokukhupha ngokupheleleyo i-esile yakho, thatha umzuzwana kwigumbi lokuhlambela ukuze uqiniseke ukuba uhlanjiwe kwaye usule okusemandleni akho. Ngaphandle kokuba nobabini ningena kwi-scat, ukuba naziphi na izingodo kwitonela kukuchasene nale nto niyifunayo.
Oku akuyiyo nje into ekhethiweyo - ukungcola phakathi kweebhonsi zakho kunokukhokelela kwimpilo embi. Ingcali yezesondo kunye BARE ukuthandana app Umqambi uGillian Myhill uyalumkisa: Kubalulekile ukuba uqaphele ukuba kukho iintsholongwane ezetyisayo ezinokufumaneka kwi-anus kunye neebugs ezinje nge-E.coli kunye ne-salmonella ezinokukwenza ugule, ke: CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN. Kwaye ukuba urhangqa nabaphi na abanini pussy? Qiniseka ukuba uyakuphepha ukusasaza nantoni na kumjelo wobufazi kuba oko kunokubangela usulelo.
QINISEKA UKUBA UYO / BAKHONA Zicocekile
Kanye nokujonga ukucoceka komzimba we-esile olityayo okanye eyakho i-chocolate starfish, ukwazi impilo yesini yomntu kubaluleke njengalo naluphi na olunye uhlobo lokungena. 'Ii-STIs zinokuhanjiswa ngalo msebenzi, ngokufana nomlomo ngepeni okanye ngepipi,' uqinisekisa uMhyhill. 'Oku kubandakanya iherpes, iintsumpa, ukuvuza ngaphantsi, igcushuwa, hep A kunye no-B.' Yiba ukhuselekile kwaye ungatsho ukuba awuzange uxwayiswe- ukubuza umntu ukuba ngaba bacacile kwezi zinto zingasentla kuyingozi kunokufumana i-STD. Ukuba uyakuphepha ukubuza ngaso nasiphi na isizathu, kubalulekile ukuba uqaphele ukuba amadama amazinyo ayasebenza ngokuchanekileyo izinto zokucwangcisa ukutya ukutya kweesile njengoko bephuza.
FUMANA KWINDAWO
Iyafana nendlela umvangeli wasemazweni esisiseko ngayo i-p-in-v ngesondo, ngoko uziva isitayile senja kwimisebenzi engqameneyo. Kukhululekile, ufumana umbono olungileyo wento oyiyo kunye nendawo eninzi yokuchukumisa kwenye indawo. Oko kwathethi, uMichael *, uScouser oneminyaka engama-29 ubudala, ucebisa ngokupheleleyo ngokuhla kwaye ungcolile kwiseti yakho. Intuthuzelo ibaluleke kakhulu, uyangqina, endikuthandayo kukuba bahlale esofeni, ndiguqe ngamadolo phantsi phambi kwabo kwaye iinyawo / imilenze yabo ihlale phezu / emagxeni am ukuze ndibufumane ubuso bam Ikwayindawo entle ukuba ndingathanda ikhefu kwaye ndifuna ukukhupha umlomo wam kwaye ndihlafune kancinci, njengala maxesha babedla ngokuba nawo kwimuvi apho ungaya khona uyokufumana i-ayisi khrim embindini ifilimu.
UbomiNgaba ikhona into oyifumanayo? Kutheni amadoda athe tye kufanele ukuba aVuleleke ngakumbi kuvavanyo
UNana Baah 12.17.19Wonke umntu wahlukile kwaye ngelixa isikhundla sikaMichael esithandekayo singenakuba sesona silungileyo kuwe, qiniseka ukuba umfakile iqabane lakho ngayo yonke indlela ngaphambi kokuba usebenze elona ndawo lifanelekileyo lokukhotha iesile lakho. Khumbula ukuba Amantombazana isiqendu apho UMarnie utya iesile lakhe ekhitshini nakwi-intanethi khange ukwazi ukuyiphatha? Iya kubonisa ukuba kukho igumbi lokuncwina kwigumbi ngalinye lendlu yakho nakuyo yonke indawo ephantsi kwelanga.
Ngena apho
Xa usihla kwaye ungcolile ngendlu yangasemva yomntu, kufuneka ushiye lonke ubhukisho lwakho ngasemva. Ayinakuba sisiqingatha nje (yifumane); udini olonqenayo lunokuba mbi ngaphezu kokungabikho komphetho konke konke. Ndikuthanda kakhulu ukuphuma ndize ndingene apho, ukuya kuthi ga kwinqanaba lokuba impumlo yam iya kube ikrwela i-ribcage yabo, uMichael uyathandeka.
Kwabo banganamdla kangako ngolu luvo, u-Myhill ume eqinile emhlabeni wakhe ocothayo kunye nozinzo ophumelela ugqatso. Khawukhumbule nje ukuzama: Zininzi iindlela ezisetyenzisiweyo, ukusuka ujikeleze ungaphandle kwempundu ukutyhala ulwimi lwakho phakathi kweefolda, zama konke kwaye ubone ukuba yonke into ivakalelwa njani.
PHOLA
Okwam kunye nabafazi abaninzi endibaziyo, ukuziva ukuba ixesha lide kukude ne-orgasm. Ukuba uyasokola ukugcina i-butthole yakho ivaliwe okanye uxinzelelo malunga naliphi na ithuba lokukhala, ngekhe ubenakho ukuziva izibonelelo zokubamba iimpundu. Nokuba uphi umjelo wetonela okhoyo, qiniseka ukuba uyazama kwaye ugcine njenge-zen kangangoko unakho ne-esile yakho ebusweni bomntu okanye iesile ebusweni bakho.
Ukwabelana ngesondoAmadoda asixelele ukuba iiBhotile zichaphazela njani indlela aTya ngayo
ULouis Staples 06.10.19Thetha neqabane lakho - uhambe kancinci. Ukuba le yinto entsha kuni nobabini emva koko kunokwenzeka ukuba nobabini nibe noloyiko njengaye, kukhuthaza iMyhill. Zama kwaye wenze iqabane lakho liziva likhuselekile, lithembekile kwaye linomtsalane. Ngale nto, ndincoma ngokupheleleyo ukuba ndicombulule imeko kwintetho emdaka enemvume. Ngaba ndingcamla kakuhle? luluntu oluthandwayo.
Kwangokunjalo, uMichael ucebisa ukwamkela ukusondelelana kwesenzo ngokudibana ngokwasemzimbeni ngaphandle kolwimi olujikeleza umngxunya wakho. Ukubamba izandla kuyo yonke enye yezinto ezishushu kakhulu endinokucinga ngazo. Ukuqala kwam ukwenza oku kunye nomfana, kwavula ukusondelelana kunye nokusondela onokukufumana ngokwenza oko ndingazange ndibone okanye ndicinge ngaphambili.
Ndiyakuvuyela! Ngoku uyazi ukuba ungaringa njani umntu-ngoku tuck kule peach inejusi ngokungathi urhalela umoya ngeempundu zomnye umntu.
* Igama litshintshelwe kwimfihlo
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