Iinkcukacha ezilishumi elinesine ezimbi, eziCingekileyo malunga neTrump kwiNcwadi eNtsha kaStormy Daniels

Iingelosi ezinesiphepho Ngaphandle kwenyani yokuba i-dick yakhe ijongeka njenge-mushroom, zininzi iinkcukacha ezinomdla malunga nomongameli kwimemori entsha yenkwenkwezi ye-porn.
  • Uqweqwe lwe Ukubhengezwa ngokupheleleyo nguStormy Daniels; Ifoto kaDonald Trump nguJoe Raedle / Getty Izithombe

    KwiStormy Daniels & memoir entsha, Ukubhengezwa ngokupheleleyo , inkwenkwezi ye-porn evukele kwisizwe esaziwayo ngokulala noDonald Trump ngo-2006 iinkcukachaumcimbi wakhekunye nonxibelelwano olulandelayo nendoda eya kuba ngumongameli, ingene phakathi kwamabali obomi bakhe njengomlingisi ongumama kunye nomama. Kodwa uyasazi isizathu sokuba abantu bafunde, kwaye asizizo iingcebiso zakhe zobuzali: Ekuqaleni kwesahluko sesithathu, esineenkcukacha nge-tryst yakhe ka-2006 ngelo xesha Umfundi Umamkeli, uqala, 'Kulungile, ngaba utsiye nje kwesi sahluko?' (Ngokunyaniseka, ndenzile!)

    Ke masingene kuyo. Nazi iinkcukacha ezothusayo malunga noDaniels kunye neTrump ukusuka Ukubhengezwa ngokupheleleyo :

    1. U-Daniels onesaqhwithi akazange acinge ukuba kuyothusa ukuba uTrump amxelele ukuba umkhumbuza ngentombi yakhe

    UDaniels ubuchaza ubusuku awabelana ngesondo kunye noDonald Trump ngeenkcukacha ezimanyumnyezi. Wamcela ukuba adle isidlo sangokuhlwa, kwaye xa efika kwigumbi lakhe lokulala ehotele, wamangaliswa kukubona ukuba wayenxibe iipyjama ezimnyama zesilika, kwaye kwakungekho nokutya njengoko kwakuthenjisiwe. Uthi wamkhwaza, 'Hamba uye kunxiba iimpahla zokunxiba.' Wayehlambalaza ukuba uTrump wayecinga ukuba wayekhona ngesondo. Emva kokuba emenze ukuba atshintshe, waphinda wangena enxibe isuti epheleleyo, kwaye waqala ukuhamba ngaphandle kokumbuza nto. Ubhala athi, 'Yayiyinto yokuqhayisa emva komnye.' 'Ndiya kukusindisa.'

    Wayecinga ukuba ufumene imbeko kuye emva kokuba embonise imagazini yakhe — akayikhumbuli lencwadi-kwaye waphendula wathi, 'Ngaba ukhuseleke kangangokuba kufuneka uziqhayise? Okanye ngaba uyimpundu nje? ' Ubhale ukuba wamyalela ukuba alahle ibhulukhwe kwaye wambetha. 'Yayingumzuzu wamandla, hayi nakwezesondo,' utsho. 'Yayingenguye & Apos, umdlalo omdaka ... Yayindim ndicaphuka kwaye naye wothuka.'

    Emva kokubetha uTrump ngale magazini, kuyacaca ukuba wathi kuye, 'Ndiyakuthanda. Undikhumbuza intombi yam. '

    Kodwa uDaniels wayengekho & apos; ayithathiwe yile ngxelo. 'Ndiyazi ukuba wonke umntu wenze isondo esivakalayo, kwaye ndimsizela u-Ivanka… Kwakungeyiyo into egqwethekileyo, & apos; Undikhumbuza ngentombi yam. Ushushu kakhulu, & apos; ' Ubhala, echaza ukuba emva koko wamxelela, 'Ulumkile, awumhle. Ufana naye. & Umfazi ungumfazi oza kubalwa kunye naye. '

    2. UTrump uyazi ukuba iinwele zakhe zibukeka zisisimumu

    UThixo asikelele uDaniel weSaqhwithi ngokukhomba kwizinwele zakhe nokubuza uTrump, 'Yintoni eyenzekayo nale?'

    Uye wathi kuye, 'Ndiyayazi kwaye iyathandabuza. Yiza. Okokuqala, ndinesipili. Okwesibini, bendinabo bonke oosaziwayo abadumileyo- nditsho noPaul Mitchell ngokwakhe-abafuna ukundinika ugcino. ' Kodwa wathi uzibophezele ekubeni iinwele zakhe zibonakale zimbi ngenxa yokuba 'wonke umntu uthetha ngayo.'

    Yiyo & apos; s wam uphawu. ' Kwaye! Akaphosisi.

    3. Ngaphandle kobutyebi bukaTrump, usebenzisa iimveliso zeenwele ezingabizi

    Xa uDaniels wayesebenzisa igumbi lokuhlambela kwigumbi lakhe lasehotele, waqaphela ukuba ibhegi yakhe yangasese ivulekile. Uthi unezikhonkwane zegolide kunye ne-tweezers, kodwa ngakumbi kunomdla, waqaphela ukuba wayene-Old Spice kunye nePert Plus. 'Kwakukho into echanekileyo kwaye iphosakele malunga nebillionaire ekuthiwa usebenzisa i-shampoo-in-one kunye ne-conditioner,' ubhala uDaniels.

    4. Wayengafuni ukulala noTrump

    UDaniels wacinga ukuba uzuze imbeko kaTrump & apos emva kwesehlo sokubethwa. Uthi baphela ngokuncokola kamnandi malunga nemiba yeshishini le-porn, kwaye nangona wayengakholelwa ukuba uzakuyilandela, wathembisa ukumbeka Umfundi , Kwaye wayenethemba lokuba kukho into eza kuza ngaloo nto, yiyo loo nto eqhubekile nokubhalelana naye iminyaka emva kwentlanganiso yabo yokuqala.

    UDaniels wabhala ukuba emva kokuba ebuyile kwigumbi lokuhlambela, apho wabona khona iimveliso zakhe ze-cheapo, uTrump wayelele ebhedini yakhe, enxibe izishwankathelo ezimhlophe kunye ne-V-neck yangaphantsi, 'ehleli ecaleni ... ilinge elibi lokujonga amandla.'

    UDaniels ukhumbula ukuba, 'Yayingamava aphuma emzimbeni. 'Kwakungekho ngaphambili kwaye yayiyindawo enye. Umsebenzi wobufundisi… ndihleli nje phaya. Uninzi lwabafazi bebelapho. Wayengekho ndlongondlongo, kwaye ndiyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba ndingamgqogqa ukuba ndingazama, kodwa andizange ndivume… Njengokuba wayephezu kwam ndaphinda ndaphindaphinda iiyure ezintathu ezidlulileyo ukuze ndibone ukuba ndingayiphepha njani le nto. '

    5. Kwipenisi yakhe kunye neebhola:

    Umhlaba sele uyayazi inkcazo kaDaniels malunga nepenisi kamongameli, kodwa ndiza kuphinda ndibuyele kuye nakubani na oyiphosileyo:

    Ndiyaxolisa ukuxela ukuba ayisiyonto intle kakhulu. Incinci kune-avareji… Kufuneka achebe iibhola zakhe, Ndicinge. Babenenwele ngokungaqhelekanga, bethambile kunabanye ... Ilungu lakhe lobudoda lahluke ngendlela ethile… Uyazi ukuba unelungu lobudoda elingaqhelekanga. Inentloko enkulu yamakhowa. Njenge toadstool ... U-Dick ofana nomlinganiswa wekhowa kuMario Kart.

    Leya.

    6. UTrump akenzi intetho emdaka, kodwa uncokola kancinci ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo

    Ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo, kubonakala ngathi umongameli wathi kuye, 'Kulungile & apos; Kulungile & Apos; Owu, wena & ampos; sibahle kakhulu. '

    7. Wamxelela ukuba yena noMelania balala kwiibhedi ezahlukeneyo

    Ngokucacileyo uTrump uxelele uDaniels ukuba umfazi wakhe, owayesandula ukubeleka unyana wakhe omncinci, u-Barron, wayengafuni ukumjonga ejikeleza neenkwenkwezi ze-porn kuba balala kwiibhedi ezahlukeneyo. Uye ngekratshi wambonisa imifanekiso yomntwana uBarron.

    8. Igama lakhe lesidlaliso likaDaniels 'laliqela lobusi'

    'Isenokuba yayiyeyona isondo inqabileyo endinayo, kodwa ngokucacileyo akazange abelane nolu luvo,' ubhala watsho uDaniels. Emva kokuba egqibile, waqengqeleka wathi, & apos; Oo bekulungile nje… Silunge kunye, sithandwa sobusi. & Apos; ' Ukusukela ngoko ukuya phambili, lelo yayisisidlaliso sakhe sikaDaniels.

    9. Kwi-'Shark Week 'yakhe:

    Njengoko bekuxeliwe ngaphambili, umongameli unomdla kuye Iveki yookrebe. Ngo-2007, uDaniels wadibana noTrump kwiBeverly Hills Hotel. Uxwebhu olubizwa ngokuba yi- Olona hlaselo lubi kakhulu kuShark wayedlala kumabonwakude, kwaye ngokucacileyo wavakalisa ezi ngcinga zilandelayo ngookrebe:

    Izidalwa ezilizothe… Ndiyabacaphukela ookrebe. Mna & apos; ndiza kunikela ngayo nantoni na, kodwa ekuphela kwento obaxhasa ngayo ookrebe endinokuyinikela kukuthembisa ukubabulala bonke ookrebe. '

    10. UDaniels weva umnxeba phakathi kukaTrump noHillary Clinton

    Ngexesha lentlanganiso yabo ka-2007 kwiBeverly Hills Hotel, uDaniels ubanga ukuba uHillary Clinton ubize umchasi wakhe ozayo:

    Wayephikisana noBarack Obama efuna ukutyunjwa kweDemokhrasi, kwaye wayenengxoxo epheleleyo malunga nomncintiswano, ekhankanya ngokuphindaphindiweyo 'isicwangciso sethu.' Baye baxoxa ngohambo losapho abafuna ukuluthatha kunye… Xa wayexhonyiwe, wayenomdla kuHillary. 'Ndiyamthanda,' utshilo. 'Ulumke kakhulu.'

    Hayi indlela izinto eziguquka ngayo!

    11. Wamxelela ukuba akafuni ukuba ngumongameli

    UTrump naye ngokucacileyo wathi kuDaniels, 'Abantu abaninzi bathi kufanele ukuba ndibalekele umongameli ngenye imini. Bafuna ndibaleke kuba ndinayo imali yokuyifumana. Ngubani onokufuna? Le ndlela iyonwabisa ngakumbi. '

    Nge.

    12. UTrump akayithandi isondo yexesha

    Xa uTrump waqala ukubetha kuDaniels kwintlanganiso yabo yase-Beverly Hills ye-2007, waxoka wamxelela ukuba ngekhe abelane ngesondo kuba wayesexesheni. 'Lawo yayingamazwi omlingo,' ukhumbula uDaniels, echaza emva kokuba emxelele ukuba, 'wayengenamdla wokulandela ngesondo ngobo busuku.'

    13. UDaniels akazange afune ukuthengisa ibali lakhe

    Ngo-2011, umdlali weqonga omdala wafumana umnxeba emazisa ukuba uMdaka, iwebhusayithi yeentlebendwane, wayepapashe ezinye iinkcukacha ngobusuku bakhe noTrump. Wakhawuleza waqhakamshelana negqwetha wayisusa loo nto — ngapha koko, wayengazange amxelele umyeni wakhe ngobusuku bakhe kunye noDonald. Kodwa emva kweeveki ezimbalwa, i-tabloid Ukuchwetha banxibelelana naye, besithi bazakupapasha isiqwenga malunga nobusuku bakhe noTrump, kwaye angahlawulwa ngokuxelela bonke okanye baya kupapasha ibali elingalunganga ngaphandle kokuthetha naye. Ibali alizange liqhubeke kude kube ngo-2017, kodwa kungekudala emva kokuba uDaniels ethethile naye Ukuchwetha , Ugrogrisiwe yingxilimbela kaTrump eyasondela kuye xa wayekunye nentombi yakhe wathi, 'Intombazana entle ufikile apho. Ngokuqinisekileyo ayiyi kuba lihlazo into yokuba kwenzeke into kumama wakhe. '

    14. UDaniels akazange avote kunyulo luka-2016

    Andikhange ndivote ngoMhla woNyulo kuba andikwazi ukuthatha isigqibo phakathi kukaClinton noTrump, ubhala watsho uDaniels. 'Ukuba ucinga ndinguhlobo oluthile lwe-Deep State Clinton, ndiyaxolisa ngokuniphoxa.'

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